Wednesday, November 29, 2006

free hardcore porn video websites.

I am really sorry for attracting attention like that. But my blog is generally clean, despite occasional use of dirty language. This entry, would of course then, have nothing to do with the free hardcore porn video websites. And the more resourceful ones would of course, already have their own stash of free porn videos anyway.

So anyway, I did something really wacky and out-of-point last night. I went to bed at 10pm! This is horrible because then in the morning I woke up at 8 and realised that I now had nothing to do from 8.30am all the way until 3am, after the 2.30am telecast of Danny Phantom. So I missed the midnight 11pm-12am My Dad the Rock Star, the midnight Spongebob Squarepants, the 12.30-2am computer stoning time, the 2am Spongebob Squarepants and the 2.30am Danny Phantom. That is not good. And I realise that I am about to become a human TV programme guide for selected channels.

Anyway, there is a free website for people to go to, though not everything there can be understood totally by all.

HERE IT IS

Well, I am off to eat breakfast. I haven't seen this time of the day in months.

justin.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

bad weather is bad.

The period of time after which I have come back from Korea so far has been shitty to say the least. I don't have friends to go out with, I have nothing to do at home, and the weather has been really bad. When the weather is bad, I have to stay at home, where I have nothing to do. When I have nothing to do I get bored and restless. Which sucks. And when I get bored and restless, my brain lacks activity to sharpen it. DO NOT TELL ME TO STUDY IT DOES NOT HELP! What a shitty period of time. How I wish it was interchangeable with money.

justin.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

you know?

you know what really rocks? you know what is like the uber roxzorzx thing right now? money. money rocks. i wish i had alot of money to spend right now. because now that i have a shit load of free time, i wish i had the money to spend during my shit load of free time to add something fresh to my life. like another holiday!

no deep thoughts. i am a very shallow person.

justin.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

hello.

i am back from korea. it was great. i saw many hot girls in miniskirts. really many. i wanted to stay longer to see more hot girls in miniskirts. but i couldn't. i wanted to bring my best friends(you all know who you are) so they could see the hot girls with me. because good things must be shared. but saying all this, time really flies. my mum was right.

justin.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

a brush with an authority with a brush.

ok so maybe not all indians have brushes to clean to toilet. nevertheless, it is in my honest opinion that they should not stop happy, peace loving soccer playing people from playing. ok so i showed them my tits. still. ok next subject.

tonight is the big match of liverpool vs arsenal, in which liverpool will win 8-1 because i am going to wear my lucky shirt and i give thierry henry the benefit of scoring against the solid but aging sami hyypia and the not very fast jamie carragher. but liverpool will score 8.

next up. i am going to korea tomorrow. i have never been to korea. i am pretty excited at the holiday but not excited at missing at least 2 liverpool matches. i brought my lucky shirt with me so that i can wear it when the liverpool matches are going on. ok. today there is no insightful ingenuity. goodbye and good luck to the reds.

justin.

Friday, November 10, 2006

a modest proposal.

Nope, not Jonathan Swift's. Mine. What I am about to propose is a pertinent part of the average Singaporean male's life. If you are dumb enough not to realise by now, it's the dreaded(by some) National Service. Some people were born to play soldiers, many others were not.

The average Singaporean enters NS with these "equipment".

1. Spare tyre

2. Oil reserves

3. Don't know anymore.

Anyway, you get the feeling they are preparing for a long drive. Or that they are extremely unfit. Of course there are the fit people but they were the ones who were made to play soldiers.
And after they come out from NS, these spare parts are usually used up. But not by driving. Instead, they are used up by running, jumping and all sorts of activities which one would not even think of doing while eating potato chips and Nissin Chilli Crab flavoured cup noodles while watching spongebob reruns at 2am, or any time at that.

BUT. I read from somewhere(here) that a sex session burns the same amount of calories as a 2 hour run. So why not let our NSmen burn their calories that way? 5BX can be the practise of 5 different sexual positions. It therefore negates the need for torturous long runs. This is also a good excuse to draft women into NS. Furthermore, since Singapore is experiencing an all-time low in sex drive as reported in The Sunday Times 2 weeks ago, this would be a good idea to build up citizens' sex drive. Also, in doing so, there could be a large increase in the population which the government craves so much.

This would be a win-win situation overall. However, I do forsee some problems. Men being the visual animals which we are, tend to favour partners who are good looking. Face it. Noone wants to have intimate sexual relations with a fat and ugly 18-20 year old. Therefore, there could be some problems there. Fotunately, I have come up with a solution. Liposuction treatment and plastic surgery, subsidised by the government. A cheaper alternative would be paper bags.

I therefore put forward this proposal and hope to get a positive response soon. Thank you very much for your kind attention.

Yours sincerely
justin.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

time really flies.

I think I've done an entry on time awhile back. About how time = money and how I wished they were exchangeable items. Now is one of those times(pardon the pun). My mother's logic is that time flies. I really have to say this is a very convenient logic for adults. In fact, they love this logic.

Take when they want you to study. They will nag at you about how major exams will be here in a few months and how times flies and if you don't study the exams will be here in double quick time and give you a huge kick up your ass and chew you up and spit you up and screw you big time. Of course they don't say that. They say "You don't study now later you fail don't ask me to sign report book/I will cane you/don't come home!" And you cannot argue how you can study 8 subjects in one week, each the day before the paper itself. Or they will kill you before the exams.

Similarly, when they want to delay something good for you. They will say that time passes really quickly and that they will do it soon. Like when they were supposed to buy you a new handphone. Take it that it's the start of November now. They say "Get it during Christmas la. It's cheaper. They always have promotions during then what." You say "But it's very long leh."
They come up with an invincible argument. You are going to Korea next week what. Also no need phone. When you come back wait for about 1 month more can buy already. Time pass very quickly one."

I say. Please take all this waiting time and give me the money. Anytime. Then when I get my phone I can buy back the time and rewind it until today. But of course time and money are not exchangeable and I am once again coming up with nonsense.

On another note, I think I'm electrical. I've just spoilt my old phone and now my room light's blown. Or I could be very clumsy.

justin.

Monday, November 06, 2006

nothing.

i am really going to talk about nothing here. read on if you don't believe it. it's been boring and there is nothing to talk about. so that's what i am going to talk about. nothing. nothing is basically the opposite of everything, which is an equally ambiguous term. what is everything? it is the opposite of nothing. which was what i was talking about in the first place. i think that nothing can be defined as equals to zero. but is zero something? if zero was nothing then $100000000000 would be equals to $1. so i guess nothing cannot be defined as equals to zero. so i can safely say i don't know what is nothing. what i do know is that i am wasting some of your time. but didn't you learn something from this? or did you learn nothing? which is er... i don't know.

justin.

Friday, November 03, 2006

all grown up huh?

you know, perhaps being older has led me to understand a little more. understand how difficult it is for my parents to earn money. how sometimes i realise i am asking too much from them. which makes asking them for something i know is too much all the more difficult. perhaps i have been led to a false sense of adulthood after being 18. t thought i could make decisions on my own. then i realised there's not much difference between 30th october and 31st october. it's just a day. the real age of a person is perhaps how old you are inside. if internal conflicts are not enough, there are external pressures, circumstances which sometimes make me tend towards asking too much from my parents. and i can't do it as guilt-free as a little kid who does not understand the limits. i guess it's not always as easy as it seems.

justin.

it's not always the case.

sometimes, things that seem really easy to do are in fact not. what seems like a very simple thing to do might have many underlying consequences that are not seen at the first look. and it might seem a very trivial thing which if told to you by another person you may scoff at. but put yourself in another persons shoes, and you might see the small problems which when added together poses a big problem. thus things which seem easy to do is not always the case. small problems which look like they can be ignored need to be solved before they accumulate. when you think you know something, there's 10 more things you don't know. when you think that nothing can go wrong, something will. one just has to be prepared for the worst sometimess. things which seem easy are not always easy. and i'm not talking about starting a business.

justin.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

how to tell your parents you are going overseas.

i am sure all of my friends who are at this funny age of 17-18 want to travel overseas with your friends, just to see how it feels like. but some parents would never hear of it. here is one way to break the news of your trip to them.

do this with a nonchalent tone.

son: Mum. I'm going out. [with luggage]

mum: Oh where to?

son: Eat dim sum with my friend.

mum: Eat where? Why are you carrying your luggage.

son: Oh. Hong Kong. Will be back in a week.

there. you have done your part by being responsible and telling your parents. but they are too stunned to stop you. there you go. the ultimate solution to your parents consent for a holiday with friends.

justin.