Saturday, June 30, 2007

DDR with a twist.

this guy makes me want to learn to dance.

unfortunately i cannot embed the video. so here's the link. CLICK IT!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=btISfMFrpos

justin.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

PMS - Pre Mid-year Stress.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

awesome supremo



i got owned man. totally.

justin.

Monday, June 18, 2007

some facts about me.





QuizGalaxy!
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com




justin --

[noun]:

A person who has the ability to be invisible



'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com


Funny Facts

justin

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

English Good Meh? from talkingcock.com

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?

If teachers taught, why don’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on
parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

justin.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

something else from bash.

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

someguy: there are 10 types of people in the world. those that know binary code and those who don't.
anotherguy: that's only 2 types idiot.

www.bash.org

this site is quite ultimate.

justin.

Monday, June 11, 2007

bash raven

Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'.

While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,

" 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"
..... quoth the server, 404.

I didn't do this but it's pretty genius. Haha.

justin.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

overly ovenly. microwave madness. air-con popcorn. (alternatively titled "I wish I was cool")

The weather these days is getting really hot. In fact, outside, it is not that much different from household appliance known as the oven. It was so hot that I did not want to leave my house at all. Neither does anyone else I gather. Either that or they do not want to leave anywhere with air-conditioned air. Such as shopping centres, where the air-con is free. Where does "popcorn" come in then? you ask after reading my title. Nowhere. I just needed something to rhyme with air-con. Which popcorn does not fully rhyme as well. Why not change it to something like "recon" or even "Con Air" starring Nicolas Cage? Because I am lazy. But I digress. The weather is really hot and therefore, anywhere where the temperature is lower than the one soaring like an eagle outside. Which is why many people, including myself, have resorted to artificial air cooling devices such as the fan or the air-conditioner, which is used to condition air.

However, is the air-con really a solution? Isn't it one of the factors which contribute to global warming, which is partly why pig farms have become roast pork shops. There for people get caught in this endless cycle of the world heating up until everyone in the world needs to purchase an air-conditioning unit, therefore resulting in an oligopoly in all air-con makers such as Sanyo, Daikin(now with inverter technology), Mitsubishi, Hitachi etc. In which case they will become very very rich and the others will become very very poor. Looks like I have uncovered a conspiracy theory here.

Anyway, air-conditioning cannot be the long term solution, since it results in a very bad result, like my common test maths result. Therefore, I have decided to equip myself with 2 new languages, Polish and Finnish to speak with the polar bears and killer whales in the North Pole and go there on a long holiday, where the weather is cooler.

justin.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

HOT!!!

Here is the wine kone talking about summer. It is really hot nowadays.



justin.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Beyond Mayday

Yesterdays concert was wonderful. Won't have too much comments other than that the atmosphere was awesome. I'd say better than the last time I went. Right at the end of the concert, they sung the chinese version of Paradise by Beyond. Nice.



justin.