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a wild goose chase. (refined)

I'm sure some of you guys who have been at my blog since its inept inception have came across the wild goose chase post. It is a post that I am very proud of and therefore would like to post it again. The original was written on 15 October 2006, when I was a mere child of 17 going on 18. Here is a link to simplify things.

And today, being a mere mild(that is the short form of man-child) of 20, I shall refine it a little. Below will be the refined version.
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How to lead people on a wild goose chase (refined)

1) Obtain a single wild goose. It is essential that there is only one wild goose, otherwise it will be known as a wild geese chase. The goose must also not be purchased from the market, otherwise it will not be wild. It must also be alive and not be frozen in parts. These requirements must be met.

2) Let it go, preferably at crowded locations .

3) Get some ladies and gentlemen's attention regarding the wild goose running loose. It is not difficult, as a large bird running around is quite attention catching. At the same time, run after the goose while getting the ladies and gentlemen people to chase it. (Be polite about this, otherwise the chase will not be refined anymore)

4) Question the meaning of what you have just done and why you did it in the first place.

The aforementioned steps are too be followed strictly to ensure the chase's ultimate futility. Thank you for reading.

justin.

posted by justin @ 11:40 PM