Logicless Logic

some summary of some trip to some country.

Hello whoever is here. I am back from the land of trannies. First things first, I didn't die. That's why I am back. It was a relatively enjoyable trip. I am using short and simple sentences. I think. That is why there are so many fullstops in such a short paragraph.

So anyway, Day 1

I had to wake up about 6 hours before my normal waking time to get to the airport 2 hours early for the flight. I saw many people there which I did not know, such as my mothers friends and their kids and 2 fat guys, one in orange, one in blue, saying "Eh mummy leh?" Then according to I Chun(one of my mum's friend's kids), my sister and brother and I laughed nonstop for quite some time. Took some plane. Reached Bangkok soon. Went to MBK and bought some stuff. Sleep.

Day 2-3

Woke up. Eat breakfast. Too full. Took some 10-12 hour bus ride to the unknown border between Thailand and Myanmar. Stayed in some "hotel" with outdoor squatter toilets and a faulty heater. And catfish that eat your spit. You could choose to bathe with cold water or iced water. Ate food at the temple. As I was eating, I was pondering how my food would come out. I was dreading the squatters. Really.

Helped to distribute rice, salt, clothing and other stuffs to the people of the village. It was okay but I felt kind of good helping those people. I could see they were genuinely happy at receiving those gifts. Because I have good eyes. So anyway, after we have given out the stuff, we went to play with the little kids. It was really a great experience, seeing little kids who were so happy at receiving just a sweet.

There was Spiderman(named after Jason), the martial arts boy, the quiet at first boy, the quiet and handsome boy and another quiet boy who was Amos' first favourite boy. They were like parrots. So we taught them easy phrases like "poet sucks" and "LQ sucks". Totally roxzorzxz.
We also visited the dorms and schools. The kids living there had to walk quite a distance to school. I was thinking how lucky I was when I was there. But I have changed back my thinking. Talked to them in English even though they did not understand. It was very fun. I offered them a 10 years walk to Singapore to visit my house. And told them not to eat too many sweets as it could cause diabetes and the nearest hospital was 5 years walk(I think) away.

Detoxed on day 3. My capacity for human excretion is quite small. But my capacity for bull excretion is quite big.

Day 4

Went to Myanmar on a boat. Did the same thing as in the little village. We did not use our passports, hence we were illegal immigrants for a short period of time. That little village in Myanmar was ruled by 2 groups of soldiers. They said something in their own language. I interpreted it as " You better listen to us or I will shoot your ass off. I mean it." but it was actually some words of appreciation according to others. They better brush up on their language. Because shooting me does not sound like appreciation.

After we were done, went to Mae Usu Cave back in Thailand. It was a limestone cave and it was BEAUTIFUL. Seeing it in Strahler & Strahler and in real life were totally different things. But I will still not study for Geog. Have to go there again. Went to hotel and detox again. Legs cramp. Badly.

Day 5

Take bus.

Day 6

Went to floating market. Was quite interesting because our boat man was some young punk who loved to speed. Did not buy anything there. Threw a banana into I Chun and my sister and Hsiang Yin(I Chun's sister) and my brother's boat from mine and Jeff(another of my mum's friend'ds kids and also my friend) and Jeff's brother's and Amos' boat. Saw a wooden dildo-like thing in one shop. Did not buy because i preferred my own.

Shopped in many places. Spent alot of money. Bought some jerseys. Bought some shirts. Bought some berms. Bought some cartoon briefs and boxers. Lost 2 jerseys. Basically shopped the whole day. Went for a full body massage at the massage parlour. VERY GOOD. I Chun did the aroma oil massage, said it felt like molest and did not let the person massage many places. So I offered to molest her at half price. Jeff even offered for free but I didn't. I like to charge for my services.

Sleep.

Day 7

Wake up. Eat breakfast. Went to massage parlour to try the foot massage. VERY GOOD also. Again I Chun got special service. Her massuer can answer the phone. Cool right. Bought a common shirt with everyone. Bought a pair of shoes. Went to airport. Take plane. Arrived in Singapore. Dad fetched us home. Detox and bathe.

Day 8

Wake up. Brush teeth. Detox. Play soccer. Eh wait. This is irrelevant already. Already in Singapore.

justin.

NOTE: Actually on day 5 we bade farewell to the kids there. Some were really sad and cried. So I offered them a 10 years walk to my house again. But they did not understand. I also sponsored Spiderman with my brother and sister since there is the Hollywood trend of adopting little kids from poor countries. Which means I give him $60 every year for his stuff. And my brother and sister too.

I should really end this here. What a long summary.

justin again.

posted by justin @ 7:31 PM