Thursday, July 13, 2006

time-wasting tactics.

i realised that i have been posting a lot of entries recently. furthermore, i think the entries tend to be long and draggy and out-of-point. essentially, it is bowling. bowling is boh link, or no link, if you are dumb enough not to understand boh is actually no. you see the bowling and endless rambling now? then the question all people love to ask, for various reasons. WHY? why have i been posting so much? the reason is not because i have alot of things to say. if i had alot of things to say, the entries wouldnt be bowling anymore. they would be wu link, which is the opposite of bowling. actually, the real reason i have been blogging so much is because i have nothing better to do. or rather nothing that i want to do, even though they are more important than coming online and typing a bunch of useless words to form incoherent sentences which then form incoherent paragraphs which go on to make incoherent entries which are long, draggy, boring and makes you want to murder the author, which is not unlike this entry which i am typing now. given the current emo state of most of the world now, many of the people who are reading this entry would be seething, and having their veins almost popping out of their heads in irritation, flicking a sterilised penknife [now they wouldn't want to risk tetanus while slicing themselves would they? after all they just hate the world and are desperately crying out for much required attention. whoever said they wanted to die?] normally reserved for their own "pale, ghastly white, scar-lined" skin, hoping to either slice off my fingers or pierce that blade through my heart in order to get rid of this irritating bastard who is wasting their time. at the same time, they also give me "salvation through death, bleeding and pain". thanks but no thanks. i also realised that if people who read this want to kill me, they probably don't have enough common sense and self control to just stop reading more incoherent sentences to save the precious few seconds of their life. if the few seconds are really so precious anyway. if you continue reading, you would understand this----> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! haha. by the way. in case any of you were wondering if i was really angry at anything, i wasn't. i was just too bored. so ya. no offense if somehow somebody happens to be similar to what i have mentioned above ok? save the penknife for yourself. even though its been sterilised. that was only in case any of you guys are like that. i sincerely hope not though. and actually, if you stand about 5 m away from your computer screen and stare at this huge chunk of words for about 20 minutes, you can see a batman logo moving back and forth in the screen. and if you believed the previous sentence, you qualify to be a retard and live together with johnson for the rest of your life. haha no son son. you are not a retard. you are the nice and helpful guy who takes care of them. however, if you DO stare at the screen for long enough at the same spot without moving your focus for 70 years, give or take 10 years, you can actually see the god of your religion looking at you. if you are a free-thinker, the god is random. if you dont believe in god, its probably just like a blackout. ANYWAY, the real purpose of this article, if you havnt already realised, is for my childish and immature entertainment. if you ask me to grow up, i suggest you wait for 1 bilion years. i might start having the maturity of a 4 year old by then. ok la. the REAL REASON is for me to have something to do so that i wouldn't be so bored. haha. the staring at the screen for 70 years thing has a point though.


oh ya i watched Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Man's Chest today. good movie. jack sparrow is a genius. he must have been a 12 pointer in o levels.

justin.

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