Sunday, July 02, 2006

kaninabeh cb ngentot motherfucking sonofabitch. and other crap.

first of all. yesterday i lose money. then steven gerrard miss penalty. its not so much england losing you see. its steven gerrard getting his penalty saved. he didn't deserve it. i think what he didn't deserve the most was carrying frank lampars dead weight in the mdifield. frank was too fat. the idea of dumbfuck sven playing them 2 in midfield was so that they could cover for each other while the other attacks. apparently fat frank likes to live in his own world walking around the opponents half dreaming until the ball reaches his boot which he then proceeds to take a mighty swing of the boot sending the ball in the general direction of the goal but never accurate or powerful enough to trouble the keeper. most of the time its row z. though sometimes its M or J.

some stats to impress people haha.

FAT FRANK LAMPAR: shots-23
goals- 0[ZERO] aka NIL aka KOSONG

Steven Gerrard: shots-8
goals-2

there you have it. fat frank is selfish and his quality of shots cannot match THE steven gerrard.

what about the English Premier League you argue the case for lampar. NO! i say. it's really very simple. NO! firstly gerrard has the responsilbility of a captain. he covers EVERY BLADE OF GRASS for liverpool. he scores he make great passes he tackles everything. lampard basically shoots. granted he has a good shot on him but the World Cup has just proved otherwise. plus in England, gerrard has enough tactical discipline to stay and cover for that fucker while fatty just doesnt bother. take the T&T game. fatty smashed the ball into the net after gerrard scored, probably out of a mix of frustration, jealousy, rivalry and what-not that takes place in his petty mind. then he didnt bother to cover for gerrard leaving T&T putting the ball in the net. luckily for them it was offside.

SOME CLUB FOOTBALL STATS FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL THINK LAMPAR IS BETTER.

LAMPAR: goals[epl]-13
goals[all comp]-20

GERRARD: goals[epl]-10
goals[all]-22

PLUS GERRARDS GOALS ARE NOT:

1. deflected

2. shots that are put on a plate for him

AND

gerrard can influence the match in a way fatty can never dream of. eg. FA cup final. May 27 2005-----> Champions League Final in Istanbul, Turkey.

AND

gerrard is 25. fatty is 28.

what more do i need to say. had gerrard gone to chel$ki, fatty would have no place in the squad. luckily for both liverpool and fatty, he didn't. noone can have him other than LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB.

FUCK FAT FRANK LAMPAR <------ alliteration sia.


oh ya. france won again. lose money there also but im not as pissed. haha.

justin.

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