Logicless Logic

Report on newly discovered disease

common name: justin syndrome
scientific name:justintitis 1B
symptoms:-sudden outburst of verbal diarrhoea containing a mixture of expletives, insults as well as many unintelligible words in which only geniuses can understand.
treatment- only known treatment is death.

if not treated in time
- will become an extremely intelligent being in some cases.[see diseases are not all bad]
- however will become very lazy.
- will not result in death.
- studies show that in other extreme cases, patients display actions of insanity.
- above point is linked to small brain capacity which is unable to process ingenious ideas.

what you should do if you find that you are infected
1) decide if you are a genius. it is VERY IMPORTANT not to delude yourself in this matter.

2) once you are VERY CERTAIN you belong to the rare species of genius, let the disease hit you. do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. the disease is good for you. side effects will be taht you will become lazy but that is negligible. however, if you have decided to cheat yourself in step 1, i am afraid this is the end. you will be looking at a long term stay in hougang chalet. the hotline is 6389-0411 if you want an advance booking.

3) if you have decided you are not a genius, the ONLY course of action to prevent a long-term stay in hougang chalet is to kill yourself.

4) pray and hope you are a genius. which is quite rare.

-end of report-

Dr Justin Teh.

posted by justin @ 11:06 PM