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What do you mean what do you mean?

One day, Tom decided to take a walk with his pet fish. He went to the pet shop and bought a fish leash so that he could put it round the neck of Mr Tyranno-killer-wolf, his pet fish. He put the newly bought leash round the fishy neck of Mr Tyranno-killer-wolf and took it for a walk. Unfortunately, as Tom was not very smart, he didn't realise that fish could not walk and that the fish leash was for taking pet fish for a swim. He dragged Mr Tyranno-killer-wolf along the pavement on his leash, all the way to the corner store, got himself a can of cola and walked home. When he reached home, he realised that his fish had ceased to breathe. So he tried using CPR he learnt from school to revive the fish. But it didn't work. He put the fish back into the water, and it worked. Mr Tyranno-killer-wolf had enough energy to do a lazy backstroke above the surface of the water. He wasn't dead after all. Tom was very happy his fish didn't die and proceeded to share his can of cola with his fish by pouring some into the fish bowl.

justin.

posted by justin @ 9:48 PM