Logicless Logic

the n-th wonder of the world.

what is the n-th[8th i think] wonder of the world? the brain of a woman for its sheer complicatedness and the neverending surprises and shocks which they never fail to provide. in fact, it is so complicated that it makes the brain of a genius look like a single cell oragnism. by genius i mean me or albert einstein or somewhere along that line.

but complicated is not necessarily good. in fact, i would go as far to say that it's BAD! BAD! BAD! it's this same complication that somehow can escalate a petty quarrel into full-scale worldwide nuclear wars. which is why we do not have many woman as world leaders[some stereotype here i guess] because maybe a 0.000001% increase in tax would lead to petty quarrels then wars. BAD!

it is impossible to understand how the brain of the female works.[female geniuses are different because all geniuses think the same. then again the number is negligible] i do not understand why the memory space the brain sets aside for gossip, details of "really horrible stuff" to manipulate others in a quarrel is EXTREMELY GINORMOUS. and when provoked by unknown petty causes, there is an increase of storage space for cruel and posionous words. just like adding RAM to computers.

another thing is that women are like Transformers: Beast Wars TM. but they are all of one animal. cats. domestic cats to be specific. they transform in to ferocious felines whenever there is a fight. how? i am not really sure but maybe it goes like "Lucybot TERRORISE!" then Lucy, whoever she is transforms into the domestic house cat with claws bared. the reasons these fight breaks out are very typical on channel 8 7pm and 9pm documentaries. ok dramas. the fight typically breaks out when there is a quarrel over a VERY EXTREMELY petty matter, say 10cents. they start saying sacarstic things, then it gets more heated, then it breaks into a scuffle, then into a LUCYBOT, TERRORISE!!![note: "maximise" is for good guys only and good guys dont turn into cats unless they are cheetor or tigertron]

so i guess the n-th[is it 8th?] world wonder isn't exactly wondrous is it?

justin.

posted by justin @ 12:07 AM