Logicless Logic

a crap post.

John gave it a mighty heave, beads of sweat trickling off his forehead and cheek. His muscles rippled and veins were popping out. But the task at hand was just too difficult. He held his muscles as they were, for the fear of all his good work going to waste once he had relaxed. This was one job he couldn't afford to relax on. The sweat on his face dripped onto the clear white tiles on the floor. He took a deep breath and gave another push. It was working. He had almost succeeded. One more time and he would be over and done with it. One more time! John took another deep breath and pushed harder than he had ever known he could and let rip the most humongous fart he had ever heard in his life. Unfortunately, that piece of excretion he had been trying to force out was still stuck somewhere between the crevices of his butt. John grimaced in despair as he faced another torturous hour in the toilet.

justin.

posted by justin @ 2:19 AM