Logicless Logic

today, as i left the house, i could see the sky in a shade of hazy greyish yellow. the literary part of me wondered if it was an ominous sign of things to come. after all, i had been awake the whole night. i stopped myself, telling myself i was thinking too much. turns out perhaps i wasn't. i walked to the 54 bus stop as quickly as i could, but either the bus came early or i went late. so i took another bus and tried to walk about 2 bus stops to the stop i needed to get to to take the bus to school. at this point in time i would like to tell everyone this would be a rather narrative piece. but it is peppered with good english. so if you dislike narratives please go somewhere else. bye people who do not like narratives.

so the ominous signs were getting ominouser[did i say something about good english?]. the sky darkened. so being the ever ready guy, i wore my windbreaker to prevent rain from getting into my clothes. how wrong i was. somehow, the omnipresent being, whoever he/she is, decides that Singapore has a scarce water supply. so he/she decides to increase that water supply by pouring water from the sky[oh yea i forgot to say that the omnipresent being was omnipotent as well]. at the same time, probably seeing i wasn't awake enough to take the exam, he/she decides that i need another shower. but he/she forgot to magic some head and shoulders shampoo out of thin air as well so that i could do the commercial on tv and swing my head full of short hair around. anyway, so other than the part covered by my windbreaker, every other part of my body looked like i had just jumped into the pool. so i had wet pants from the butt all the way to the leg, wet underwear, wet shoes and socks. BUT a dry shirt. so i decided it wasn't all bad, calmed down and shouted and cursed and complained to my unfortunate friend(s).

so i went into the hall, with my pants rolled up like a farmer, plonked my wet ass on the chair, and started writing god knows what. and went to buy a whole set of pe attire so i could change out of my wet pants because i couldn't possibly wear pe shorts with school shirt. i would look like i had no shorts on. despite writing the be different article, i wasn't about to practice what i preach because i am not cool anyway. paper was very easy because i didn't know most of the things. took my third shower when i got home[scarcity of water huh?] and the weather is good. in fact, it's fine weather.

oh when the weather's fine you've got women you've got women on your mind.....

i am getting incoherent and blogger is down now. shall save this and post this up later. then the geniuses can enjoy it and the not so geniuses can go to woodbridge.

justin.

posted by justin @ 2:02 PM