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justin's study plan.

justins study plan is back after disappearing since after o levels together with the blog i'm not sure existed for more than 10 days. with the exams coming up and with people worrying about how to study and people not being able to turn up for study groups, why not subscribe to my effective study plan. just follow the easy steps.

1) Always study last minute. 1st minute and 2nd minute studying is never effective unless you somehow have a passion for it and love studying and has studying as your number 1 hobby. leave your studies until the last minute, where you are motivated by fear and thus will concentrate on your studies. 100%. if you still cannot concentrate, pray and hope for the best.

2) Even though i said always study at the last minute, it never hurts to read through your stuff. just anyhow read and get some shit into your brain so that last minute cramming isnt that bad and you at least have some basic knowledge. so if you cant remember all the facts you can at least smoke something out.

3) The night before the paper, always always always prepare red bull so you can stay up. because late at night is always when desperation gets to you most. with red bull you can stay awake and study. cool huh? i think red bull was invented for desperate students.

4) When i say study at last minute i mean STUDY and not goof around pretending to study because you are not doing yourself any favours. the most important thing to do while studying is concentrate, which is why i say last minute studying is effective anyway. the desperation helps you concentrate and really study. the actual amount of things learnt depends on brain capacity. which brings me to point 5.

5) THIS STUDY PLAN CATERS TO GENIUSES ONLY! if you happen to be a genius then this is a very effective plan. if not please do your studying regularly and stop goofing around.

justin.

posted by justin @ 12:27 AM